30 SECONDS ... ? A Lifetime ... !

Wow, Glo, you might just be able to get 2 packets!

You gonna volunteer for the Totty Botty photo shoot then?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Come now Chris ... Totty Botty just doesnt have the same impact as MOD BODS and you know it :D
Im sure I could also sort the lads with a nice spray tan for the occassion too!

Oh & the best place for my butt these days is under lots of layers of clothing :p
 
Awww, come on Glo - I rarely get the chance to use my wide angle! :exit:
 
Who was it who sang 'You Saw The Whole Of The Moon' - Waterboys, wasn't it? ;)

EDIT: Best stop here - else I might get a thump!
 
Roflmao!

Well you see Marcel, Id like to think I had a bit of business sense. So, after getting you for the fair to middling price of 5p, Im going to sell tickets amongst the other female members of TPF at 10p a pop to fund myself some new gear ... see ... canny, me! ;)

When all the tickets have been snapped up ... ALL of us TFP girls together will decide exactly where, when, & how we want you! :naughty: :eek: :lol:

That was a VERY good getout Glo, very good indeed :notworthy: :D

(The cheques in the post :D)
 
LOL Oi you, you leave our Glo alone, she's got luscious lips doncha know.
 
ROFL!!!
Was indeed the Waterboys ... fab track!

I also have a huge right hook Chris! :D

must make it awkward operating the camera with a hook...
 
Hmmmm, I do believe I've just been told off by Marcel... Looks like the Cavalry got to you just in time, Glo! :D
 
Hmmmm, I do believe I've just been told off by Marcel... Looks like the Cavalry got to you just in time, Glo! :D

Nah she bribed me, and I'm still waiting on the Airwaves. If they don't arrive tomorrow, you may continue. lol :bonk:
 
Nah she bribed me, and I'm still waiting on the Airwaves. If they don't arrive tomorrow, you may continue. lol :bonk:

Cool, thanks! PM by close of business, if you would, so I get the time to reload, if you please ;)
 
... Oozie 9 millimeter anyone??? :bat:

No thanks Glo, I already got one. Besides, I got Terminator Pooch as well, dontcha know...
 
(He's more likely to jump on you and lick you to death, I reckon!)
 
Devil woman will seek you out ... :D

Yeah, the kitten's got claws! :D

(How many other references to songs can we possibly squeeze into this thread? ;))
 
HeHe ... dunno Chris ... but it seems to have gone somewhat wide of topic ... :lol:






:p
 
HeHe ... dunno Chris ... but it seems to have gone somewhat wide of topic ... :lol:

What??? A TPF thread going hopelessly off-topic? You can't be serious! :lol:
 
I'm still in hiding, Rog!
 
Bump ..... And the 30 seconds thing.......? I feel 30 seconds is a long time... mistyped searches..... it's a frustation. Does it compromise performance that much, surely it's an SQL thing server side? :shrug: It has been bugging me every since it was increased.
 
Ha... missed most of this due to rubbish German ISPs.

Love to do a Totty-Botty shoot :naughty: - no quite so keen on Naked MODs tho:gag:
 
It's ok Arky --- it won't happen quicker than 30 secs! :lol:
 
Bump ..... And the 30 seconds thing.......? I feel 30 seconds is a long time... mistyped searches..... it's a frustation. Does it compromise performance that much, surely it's an SQL thing server side? :shrug: It has been bugging me every since it was increased.

I think it'll reduce the amount of page executions and database calls. As the forum gets bigger its more material to search through and it takes longer. I don't mind 30 seconds. Lots of bigger forums have such limits and its understandable.
 
Can't see how it'll REDUCE them (unless people give up), just take longer to perform..... :(
 
Watch this space ;) Ill ask the others. I dont see why it can't be dropped again of course.
 
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