3 Knots

[Steep]

A retired 70yr Sailor is feeling a bit fruity, so puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for one last time,there he hires a prostitute and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
The sailor asks " how am i doing " and the prostitute replies " well sailor your doing about 3 knots"
"3 knots? whats that supposed to mean? " he asks.
She replies "you're knot hard , you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back!"

 

[minimeeze]

 

[Hacker]

 

[Just Dave]

 

[Wail]

Nasty, rude and cracked me up! I wonder if how soon I will be in his shoes?

 

[Matt Sayle]

You actually posted a decent joke