3 jokes. No doubt these will secure my title for a while.

[Matt Sayle]

Bumped into an old Aunt the other day.

She's got the UK A to Z map tatooed on her back.

Strange woman but you always know where you are with her.

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Q Why did God give women multiple orgasms
A So they can moan when they're happy as well

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What do you call a black man flying a plane?





















A pilot, you racist b****r!!

 

[ekimeno]

I am ashamed to be replying - those were rrreeaaalllyyy bad. You need :thumbsdown:

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[Just Dave]

Matt

 

[Matt Sayle]

Matt

 

[Just Dave]

ah didnt mean it honest

 

[Matt Sayle]

ah didnt mean it honest

 

[Cobra]

No But I do They were really bad Matt

 

[marky_h]

To paraphrase Jaws - "We're gonna need a bigger coat"

 

[Dark Star]

To paraphrase Jaws - "We're gonna need a bigger coat"

 

[Matt Sayle]

To paraphrase Jaws - "We're gonna need a bigger coat"

No But I do They were really bad Matt

GLad to be up to standard