25,000 and not out?

Cobra

Cobra

In Memoriam. TPer Emeritus
Admin
Messages
114,434
Name
The real Chris
Edit My Images
No
Well maybe that's the problem I should get out more!

Hi My name is Chris and I'm an alcoholic TPaholic.
Its been 30 seconds since my last post :thumbs:

I really have enjoyed my time here, I have learned so much from my peers, since the early days.
And maybe in some small way help a few others along the chequered path to oblivion, destitution and total addiction
improving their photography techniques / image processing.

As many of you long time members may know,
I was famous for starting spam threads, I think the record
was over 4.000 posts in one thread.** :)

Another mile stone of course when I was invited to the green team.
That was a very proud moment, I must admit.
I did check the date, and no it wasn't April 1 so I guess they meant it.
Thank you all :thumbs:

There were those skeptics out there, that thought that it was to curtail
my liking for chopped pork threads ;)
(I prefer the poacher turned game keeper analogy ;) )

And let me tell you right now, you can take the chopped pork outta the boy,
but not the boy outta the chopped pork.
The staff room has never been spammed so much in its life ;)

Anyhow that's enough Bovine by-product from me,
I'll let you all get back to your lives :thumbs:
Move along folks nothing too see here !
.
.
.
.

However, those of you with a stronger constitution,
I draw your attention to the foot note ;)
(But don't let the rest of the Green team see it ;)
Jedi hand movement / this is not the thread they are looking for)

Foot note
** this is not an excuse to turn this into one though
Ah what the hell, We've not had a decent load of young male cows in a long time :thumbs:
 
No no no , you shouldn't get out more and be let lose on the unsuspecting public, you should be locked away in a
dark padded place for eternity :)
 
Well done :)
 
Cobra said:
Where do you think they keep me in the staff room?


Thanks :)


You are not that far behind me are you Matt?
I hope you "get out" soon though (y)
Click to expand...

Your not the only one buddy, I'm literally climbing the walls :(
 
I bet you are Matt, I bet you are :(
 
How can I take images with my arms tied behind my back?
 
Do snakes have arms ????
and that was to Matt:p
 
MWHCVT said:
I can post a picture of me and my cow, but I'm not sure about a photo of me climbing the walls :eek:
Click to expand...

Cow climbing the wall Matt :)
 
Of course in the good old days, we only had to glance to the left to see how many posts people had made. These days most of us I imagine, are all blissfully unaware of a persons, and our own, record.
 
Remove the spiced ham though and you can probably knock off one of the zeroes! There again, award a few bonuses for the belly laughs and you're back up to 25,000!
 
thats odd I thought you were 'out' vis the whole pink thing ;)
 
Cobra said:
How can I take images with my arms tied behind my back?
Click to expand...

I thought all male mods had a prehensile ***** ?

I guess it would make the female mods jealous but possibly very very happy ;)
 
mod's arent allowed to breed - they divide by bilatteral fission
 
That was just a rumour , Tori T has now discovered the truth since being admitted to the secret society, implanted with a protomod, and having her memory wiped.

What actually happens is that they start off teeny then get bigger and bigger until they suddenly divide proof of this can bee seen by looking at old pictures of TBY , he gets bigger and bigger ... and the suddenly he's much thinner again and the staff room has another proto mod looking for its host - then they grab a passing innocent and impant the proto mod inside them and the process starts again
 
Only just spotted this! Well done on hitting the 25K mark.
 
mrgubby said:
I thought all male mods had a prehensile ***** ?
I guess it would make the female mods jealous but possibly very very happy ;)
Click to expand...
Who's been giving out (staff) secrets again?
Or was that you peering over my shoulder in the gents, at the Whipsnade meet?

big soft moose said:
mod's arent allowed to breed - they divide by bilatteral fission
Click to expand...
Only on week days, however when the working week is done,
its party time in the staff room ;)
 
big soft moose said:
That was just a rumour , Tori T has now discovered the truth since being admitted to the secret society, implanted with a protomod, and having her memory wiped.

What actually happens is that they start off teeny then get bigger and bigger until they suddenly divide proof of this can bee seen by looking at old pictures of TBY , he gets bigger and bigger ... and the suddenly he's much thinner again and the staff room has another proto mod looking for its host - then they grab a passing innocent and impant the proto mod inside them and the process starts again
Click to expand...

Poor Vicky
 
Cobra said:
Who's been giving out (staff) secrets again?
Or was that you peering over my shoulder in the gents, at the Whipsnade meet
Click to expand...

Well..... As it was dodgy weather I thought I'd practice my indoor macro photography ;)
 
mrgubby said:
Well..... As it was dodgy weather I thought I'd practice my indoor macro photography ;)
Click to expand...
I just hope you had a wide angle lens attached :D
 
We don't need a stampede :D
 
Can you get macro fisheyes?
 
Why anyone would want to take macro pictures of fish eyes is beyond me :p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top