20 ridiculous holidaymaker complaints!!!

They are all great but the 1st particularly had me PMSL
 
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

My God! Anybody else think that people like this and the rest in the article should be banned from breeding? :p
 
Has Catherine Tate not based a whole series on these people.
"The dirty b******s!"
 
Number 9 is best.

To be honest they all sum up Britain pretty well at the moment - it's everyone else's problem but mine
 
I once took an American visitor to the Wallace Monument (built 1869) and they proceeded to complain because getting to the top involved climbing stairs....
 
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"
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blondes?

as you are trainees we will let you in...
 
Went to Turkey for the first time last year-----brilliant place we are going to return soon.Met a couple in the airport on the way back who were appalled at the lack of "English food" as they "Hate that foreign muck". They werent too thrilled when we suggested Blackpool for their next holiday. :lol:
Pete.
 
Just remembered one from my time at Uni....

There was a very religious girl in one of my classes who at Easter went to Lourdes with her ageing and infirm mother, when she returned someone asked her if they had got what the wanted from the trip and, with all seriousness she replied "no, but you can't expect miracles..." :shrug:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
Just remembered one from my time at Uni....

There was a very religious girl in one of my classes who at Easter went to Lourdes with her ageing and infirm mother, when she returned someone asked her if they had got what the wanted from the trip and, with all seriousness she replied "no, but you can't expect miracles..." :shrug:
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Heheheh thats quality!
 
minky_monkey said:
There`s some corkers on there!
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There must also be some that were not serious complaints but made in jest! or made up just to fill newspaper column space..........yes the broadsheets can be guilty of that as well as the tabloids!.
 
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