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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,
please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??
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2 priests in shower realise there's no soap. Naked Father John goes to his room to get some, grabs 2 bars of soap, 1 in each hand and heads back. Down the hall 3 nuns head his way. Father John pretends to be a statue! Nuns can't believe how lifelike he looks. 1st nun pulls his manhood. Startled he drops a bar of soap. 'Oh, it's a soap dispenser!' 2nd nun does same and he drops the 2nd bar. 3rd nun keeps tugging. 'Sweet Jesus she says HAND LOTION as well!'
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,
please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??
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2 priests in shower realise there's no soap. Naked Father John goes to his room to get some, grabs 2 bars of soap, 1 in each hand and heads back. Down the hall 3 nuns head his way. Father John pretends to be a statue! Nuns can't believe how lifelike he looks. 1st nun pulls his manhood. Startled he drops a bar of soap. 'Oh, it's a soap dispenser!' 2nd nun does same and he drops the 2nd bar. 3rd nun keeps tugging. 'Sweet Jesus she says HAND LOTION as well!'
