Recent content by The Magik

Might I suggest paying him a visit with a heavy gardening implement of some sort?

The Americans can't have one more step between them and food.

Sorry about that :)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. I'm also a huge fan of anti-jokes... What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Oh hello football elitism, haven't seen you in a while.

I have to admit I'm probably the worst at doing that.

It's not just you.

Show me something bright.

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two fives, a twenty, and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into...

Might want to get that space bar looked at mate :p

The Last in Line too.

Keep the conversation going for a while. Could be funny. He wants you to take some photographers. Not photographs.

Touche, captain.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to...

I cannot stand people like that. The number of shots I have with people just entering the frame is unbelievable.