Yarrrrr!

Heave to and scrub the poop deck ya scurvey dogs!! Arrrrrr!!!!

 
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!
 
Looking out for Master Bates and Seaman Staynes in their pirate togs

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum (or a Bokkle of Rum if you are Hail and Harty East Midlanders....)

Shive me timbers
 
Why are pirates called pirates?




















...because they arrrrrr!


:coat:




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Did all pirates come from the West Country?

Well, apart from Cap'n Jack Sparrow of course.
 
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And what car does a pirate drive?


That'll be a Yarrr-is then :)
 
simon ess said:
Did all pirates come from the West Country?

Well, apart from Cap'n Jack Sparrow of course.
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No - Somalia is on the East coast of Africa!!!
 
Not exactly talk like a pirate,
but my all time favourite pirate joke.
(and you don't have to larrrrrrrrrrrrrrfe :D)

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating.
he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers.
"oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?"
the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
 
On that note.

A pirate about to eat turns to his mate and asks, "where's my fork 'n' knife?

Next to yer forkin spoon.
 
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