WTF! There's some strange people

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A pensioner has been found guilty of outraging public decency after he was caught with his arm inside a cow. John Curno, 80, was banned from every farm in Britain when he was spotted stroking and talking to a herd of 150 cows and masturbating in fields several times in summer 2017. One one occasion, he was seen inserting his left arm up to his shoulder into a cow’s rear end while performing a solo sex act. When he was eventually caught he tried to flee with his pants around his ankles but fell into mud after tripping over a stile. The pensioner was said to have told police who arrested him: ‘I have a weakness with animals.’

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/pensi...ws-backside-masturbating-7348884/?ito=twitter
 
What's so strange about that? Now, if it had been a Guinea Pig...
 
what a load of bullocks ..hope I can still spank the monkey at 80 :police::police::police::banana::banana::banana::police::police::police:
 
Sounds like a load of b**ls*** - just armless fun
 
There was a bloke at work many years ago that got caught with a horse and it wasn't his arm that was inserted neither. Don't know if he was actually prosecuted but his court case did appear in local papers at the time.
 
He was just a-moo-zing himself.
 
Good job he didn't go balls deep...
 
Guy around here had been doing it with a sow for years. Got away with it till the pig squealed on him.
 
Retired vet who was missing it?
 
I suppose it's one way to stop nail biting.
 
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