WMMLOLT

[Nod]

Or in plain English, what made ma laugh out loud today.

The realisation that I would need to drop the rear seats in the s***box to fit a kerbed wheel into its boot (got run into the kerb by a white van a little while ago and it's cheaper to take a wheel down than to get the repairers to change the wheels over.) Typically, the heavens opened as I was half way between my car and the s***box so I got mildly moist as well - still laughed out loud!

 

[VirtualAdept]

Watching my managers face drop when, after she'd given me a shirty questioning and then refused to believe the answer, I calmly asked if she was calling me a liar.
I had no idea she could backpeddle that fast.

 

[dejongj]

That I was caught cheating using Cortana during a company quiznight by the restaurant owner, and our team still won prizes.....It still makes me laugh

#alwaysknowtherules

 

[jakeblu]

That I was caught cheating using Cortana during a company quiznight by the restaurant owner, and our team still won prizes.....It still makes me laugh

#alwaysknowtherules

Are you the Master Chief then

 

[Steve Smith]

Last night it was Andy Parsons on Mock the Week.

The subject was the No. 13 and his suggestion was "The atomic number of Unluckium".


Steve.

 

[viv1969]

Last night it was Andy Parsons on Mock the Week.

The subject was the No. 13 and his suggestion was "The atomic number of Unluckium".


Steve.

I chuckled at that one too last night

 

[jakeblu]

I chuckled at that one too last night

Did you read the thread title, chuckling does not fill the criteria for posting in this thread

Oops, neither does being a smart arse

 

[Cg_Girl]

My son the other day telling me they had rhinos in the boys toilets!


He meant urinals...

 

[Nod]

Spearmint flavour?

 

[Cobra]

My son the other day telling me they had rhinos in the boys toilets!

LOL
I guess he is growing up and grown out of his Hippp-poty-mus then?

Sorry

 

[dejongj]

I asked Cortana whether she is friends with Siri. Her response; "I've tried to reach out, but all they gave me was an iPhone 3G"

Definitely had me LOL and ROFLMAO

 

[chris954]

Sunday night. The comment by Jimmy Carr when he was asked what he thought about Rachel Riley. Far too rude to post on here unfortunately.

 

[DorsetDude]

Sunday night. The comment by Jimmy Carr when he was asked what he thought about Rachel Riley. Far too rude to post on here unfortunately.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Nod]

The thought of a very large dog and a very small dog getting it on - in either configuration! Is there any other species that shows such huge variation in shape and size?

 

[Nod]

Sunday night. The comment by Jimmy Carr when he was asked what he thought about Rachel Riley. Far too rude to post on here unfortunately.

Is that the old comment he apparently made about crawling over broken glass to... far too rude!!!

 

[dejongj]

The thought of a very large dog and a very small dog getting it on - in either configuration! Is there any other species that shows such huge variation in shape and size?

Have you seen Vanessa Feltz's boyfriend?

 

[MartynK]

The thought of a very large dog and a very small dog getting it on - in either configuration! Is there any other species that shows such huge variation in shape and size?

Cats have greater variation in size, but are all much the same shape. Sharks, maybe?

 

[chris954]

Is that the old comment he apparently made about crawling over broken glass to... far too rude!!!

No not that one. Its the one about her last boyfriend.

 

[Nod]

Cats have greater variation in size, but are all much the same shape. Sharks, maybe?

A moggie and a tiger are separate species though - a Pomeranian and a Pyrenean Mountain Dog are the same species just hugely different in shape and size.

JP, I try not to think of her at all, let alone her engulfing some poor sod!

 

[MartynK]

A moggie and a tiger are separate species though - a Pomeranian and a Pyrenean Mountain Dog are the same species just hugely different in shape and size.

I know, but they all belong to the same family, and a moggie and a mountain lion/cougar are both members of the felinae sub-family (together with a few others). There's a fair difference in size!

 

[Nod]

That's why I specified species in the original post. Not sure a Tiger would try to get it on with a domestic moggie!!! A few of the big cats can cross species breed but I think the results are genetic mules.