I turned on the telly when I got home from school
You were there in your wellies and a yellow Cagoule
You opened my eyes to the birds and the bees
I loved you so, my Really Wild Show On the BBC
Michaela Strachan you broke my heart
Michaela Strachan you tore me apart
Michaela Strachan you broke my heart
When I was twelve
I used to want to be a vet
Just so I'd see you one day
You put the meaning in wacaday
I found myself working in a shop at sixteen
It never stopped hurting to miss you on TV
I'll always remember all those times that we had
You helped me to sleep, I fancied you heaps
And so did my Dad
It ain't gonna happen
For me and the Strachan