Good laugh chaps, but doesn't the OP deserve a reasonable answer? What may seem obvious to you may be an utter mystery to others.
Max, as others have hinted, your question is hugely wide as without knowing the type of wildlife you wish to capture it is almost impossible to answer. Perhaps the best I can suggest is that you Google "wildlife photography" and spend a deal of time reading the results.
In short, there is no definitive answer to your query, but reading and practice will work wonders.
Best of luck.