WHY ???

[Gremlin]

Dropped some stuff into a local charity shop earlier and just inside the door they had a display of new stuff including hankies
It got me wondering why are mens hankies always much bigger then ladies even in the paper tissue variety you get mansize

Is it that the guys just have bigger noses ?

 

[gramps]

Women get slight sniffles, we men get real man-flu attacks.

 

[Martyn D]

Simply because we are the superior race...
Bigger, better and full of snot

 

[BRASH]

Men are more important than wimmin. Everybody knows that

 

[Marcel]

We make more snot.

 

[Gremlin]

Simply because we are the superior race...
Bigger, better and full of snot

So why don't they make mansize loo rolls cos they are full s*** too

 

[Martyn D]

So why don't they make mansize loo rolls cos they are full s*** too

Real men use Kitchen roll

 

[BRASH]

We use Thistles up here!!

 

[AndyB1976]

Real men don't wipe

 

[Gremlin]

We use Thistles up here!!

That figures

 

[Gremlin]

Real men don't wipe

what noses ? Most of you seem to use your sleeves anyway

 

[AndyB1976]

what noses ? Most of you seem to use your sleeves anyway

if they hadn't rotted away I still would be using mine

 

[BRASH]

So why don't they make mansize loo rolls cos they are full s*** too

Wimmin have bigger arses.

 

[Sonriendo]

Wimmin have bigger arses.

Indeed

 

[Gremlin]

Wimmin have bigger arses.

Indeed

Sarah ............................................... how could you

 

[mrgubby]

what noses ? Most of you seem to use your sleeves anyway

I always use the curtains

 

[Sonriendo]

Sarah ............................................... how could you

Really, would you like a flat arse like a man?

 

[Martyn D]

Using sleeves is sooooo 90's........simply place index finger hard against one nostril and blow like hell out of the other, for added interest look for a target on the floor, direct hit is 10 points and within an inch gets you 5

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Sarah ............................................... how could you

Indeed

Really, would you like a flat arse like a man?

I thought you meant that women have bigger arses AKA men!


....more tea, Ingrid?

 

[Cuddy]

Silver sleeves rule.

 

[Gremlin]

I thought you meant that women have bigger arses AKA men!


....more tea, Ingrid?

So did I Heather
and not Ta I don't drink tea (n)