Which Loo Roll?

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Do you just go for the 2 dozen bulk pack, white, cheapies from LIDL with the high chance of hull breach or are you an Andrex triple-ply, quilted with aloe vera from Waitrose type?
Surely no one still uses the Izal "tracing paper" stuff we used to have when I was in school?

How many squares do you use? 1, 2 3 or more? Or does it depend on the fallout? Do you scrunch or fold? I wouldnt even know how to scrunch. Always folded in our family. I often go for 3 squares but drop down to 2 once the initial dangerous phase has passed.

I'll go now.
 
DorsetDude said:
Surely no one still uses the Izal "tracing paper" stuff we used to have when I was in school?
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You mean skid.

Loo roll decisions are not high on my list of concerns. As long as it deals with Klingons like the star ship Enterprise I'm happy.
 
You never cease to amaze me..

I've never met you but now know your toilet habits[emoji13]


I'm with you on the tracing paper though.. That was just wrong, why would they subject us to that
 
Loo roll? I find a large leaf does the trick.
 
I used to work at the Barracks in Canterbury many years ago, just sweeping up and general labour, I remember the Army bog roll,Izal stuff only cheaper, each leaf had "Government Property" stamped on it just in case anyone nicked it.
 
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Just switched from Cushell (which was the cheapest brand in Asda) to Aldi's own...... extra sheets are definitely required to prevent a hull breech but it's not too bad really.

Reminds me of a joke though.....

A man goes into a corner shop and asks the Indian shop keep "what toilet rolls have you got". The shop keep replies "I have got Andrex and Clint Eastwood toilet paper".

The man is a bit confused and asks what the deal is with the Client Eastwood paper, the shop keep replies "It's rough, it's tough and it takes no s**t from Indians".

I'll get me coat :exit::tumbleweed:
 
I heard the Chuck Norris toilet roll brand failed. It wouldnt take any s**t off anybody.
 
Andrex. Sometimes with the puppies embossed on it (to do the final lick clean?) Did have a bulk buy of (IIRC) Cushelle but the koalas weren't as thorough as the labs!!! 2 sheets per swipe, folded and as many swipes as necessary to do the job.
 
Nod said:
as many swipes as necessary to do the job.
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Sounds like, like myself, you are no stranger to the post-apocalyptic 'bangers and mash' scenario. Its a wonder my drains havent clogged up yet really.

Having said that, the direction this is heading is a bit off limits so I think we'd best nip it in the bud as it were.
 
DorsetDude said:
Sounds like, like myself, you are no stranger to the post-apocalyptic 'bangers and mash' scenario. Its a wonder my drains havent clogged up yet really.

Having said that, the direction this is heading is a bit off limits so I think we'd best nip it in the bud as it were.
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...so...in effect, you are 'pinching this one off early'?
 
okay who chanted the name of he who shalt not be named ...whilst sacrificing a virgin by the light of the moon (it can't have been anyone who lives in milton keynes
as finding a virgin there would be nigh on impossible anyway)?

clearly 'the unspeakable one' has possessed poor old keith and we are now going to be subject to a detailed disection of his every bowel movement.

( that swishing sound you can hear is marcel washing the ban hammer with holy water)
 
Some vague synapses firing from Demolition Man. But been a long time since I watched it.
 
Ian D J said:
An old 'un, but still brilliant after all these years . . .

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as in Aladdin

"Mrs. Wong has asked how you are getting on with those lavatory brushes she sold you"
"I'm doing fine, but your brother has gone back to using toilet paper"

(either way does wonders for the klingons)
 
Kirkland from costco, easily the best there is.
 
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