Where's all the deer???

[Phil Young]

Been walking around richmond park for an hour and haven't seen anything??

 

[andrewc]

In their burrows or have migrated south for the winter?

 

[neil_g]

all of the new forest deer have disappeared from their normal spots too.

 

[crofter]

Most of my birds too, who's got em, eh ?

 

[Phil Young]

Didn't realise deer went anywhere for winter....?

 

[Dale_tem]

Fenton chased them off?

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Santa's got them, its the same every year, I mean you didn't think just one sledge could do the world did you!

 

[david357]

Adam is correct, last minute health-checks before the biggest sleigh-pull of the year. They will all be back in January, totally knackered!

 

[Nod]

Except the ones in freezers...

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

... They will all be back in January, totally knackered!

Its taking the ballbells! what a rip off, poor dears....

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Except the ones in freezers...

Santa can defrost them with magic surely? Kids might be reading this ...!

 

[candlestick]

No eye deer

 

[JonathanRyan]

Um, they shoot them in November and early December. So there really are fewer than there were a couple of months ago and they are hiding.

No, I'm not making that up.

http://www.frp.org.uk/news/229-deer-cull-begins-in-park

 

[Phil Young]

Gosh....well there it is then.