What was yours called?

[hepburn]

We've probably all heard a few in our time, so i'm asking people to share the ways they've heard a telephoto lens described in an unorthodox way.

I'll kick it off with our very own BeHappy, who when I asked her what focal range her lens had, said "How do I know, it's a zoomy thing"

Anyone got any other gems (and try and keep it clean folks )?

 

[TheKrikkitWars]

"Wow, Look at that lens, It's like a big glass phallus!"

 

[Adam.]

"You oughta see the lens he's gone, it's MASSIVE!!"

 

[BeHappy]

ha ha Heppers.....you sod!! LOL

(chipolatas all round huh?)

 

[mrgubby]

I was standing next to somebody at the F3/GT meet at Silverstone that referred to his 100-400 as "The Dust Trombone" whilst claiming to hate it

 

[hepburn]

(chipolatas all round huh?)

That would be your MACRO lens eh BH? or did you try to put the telephoto on backwards?

 

[BeHappy]

That would be your MACRO lens eh BH? or did you try to put the telephoto on backwards?

cough cough err hmmmm heppers....not quite, well not after the comments about massive and phallus no

 

[hepburn]

cough cough err hmmmm heppers....not quite, well not after the comments about massive and phallus no

Not my comments BH. I thought you were referring to your toes

 

[inaneredstripe]

"bloody hell, thats a biggun"
ooh er mrs etc.
100-400 L by the way.

 

[BeHappy]

quote heppers "Not my comments BH. I thought you were referring to your toes"

mmmmmmm.........but Ive got massive hands and they'll tightly close round your neck in a minute

 

[Galaxy66]

"A zoomy thing"

 

[BeHappy]

thing is Mal, he knew exactly what I meant LOL

 

[hepburn]

"A zoomy thing"

That would go down well in marketing eh? You just have to buy our newest latest and greatest "Zoomy" lens.