What happened to Jonnyreb???

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Come on then, are you on hols somewhere or do I simply not chat enough to notice you have been here all the time??
 
Well Ive been wondering that...but thought Id better not ask!! :naughty: :D :lol:
 
Early summer break I presume..:shrug:
 
b****r!!! Trust YOU to suss that out, Joe!! :razz:

I have him hidden in my wardrobe as my sex slave!! :naughty: :D :lol:

He hasnt been allowed out for a week or two as his performance hasnt been up to standard! ;)
 
Surely after a week or two any man will need a break...:lol:
 
He will be pleased to know that you are all missing him. :cuckoo:

He has taken his new mk2 with him on holiday to somewhere hot.

Marrakesh or somewhere like that I think.
 
Morocco? It was somewhere like that anyway - I bet he'll be incredibly flattered to have his own thread with lots of people missing him when he gets back though! :D
 
Witch said:
I bet he'll be incredibly flattered to have his own thread with lots of people missing him when he gets back though! :D
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I don't think you have read this thread Witch. Janice has him tied and gagged in her wardrobe..:naughty:

In future please read threads more carefully..;) ..:D
 
Forbiddenbiker said:
Jans going to video it apparently...

Â… although, she hasnÂ’t used it since she shot the badger scenes. :|

;)
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...and there was a bit more action in those, Adam!! ;) :naughty: :D :lol:
 
jonny who? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Only kidding matey :razz: - Paul
 
Janice said:
b****r!!! Trust YOU to suss that out, Joe!! :razz:

I have him hidden in my wardrobe as my sex slave!! :naughty: :D :lol:

He hasnt been allowed out for a week or two as his performance hasnt been up to standard! ;)
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Oh my god!!!

Yet another lamb to the slaughter :lol:

Have you set him to work cleaning sensors for your new business yet? :p
 
I don't think what Janice can do to a sensor is a skill that you can teach anyone - you've either got it or you don't :p

I think Jon will be more upset that nobody paid attention that he was going - I distinctly remember him asking Matty if he'd have his optech strap before the 10th of may for his trip away.

You're all rubbish :p
 
:lol: Poor Jonnyreb, he'll be a mere shell of a man when he gets back :lol:
& Janice, that story that you obviously posted using his user ID about him going on holiday somewhere just isn't going to fool anyone :lol:
 
tis true, he wanted a strap before he went...
 
Matt Charlton said:
I distinctly remember him asking Matty if he'd have his optech strap before the 10th of may for his trip away.

You're all rubbish :p
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:thinking: :whistling:

Didn't know Optech made them in heavy duty black leather with chrome studs...:exit:
 
HERE'S Jonny!!! :lol:

Yep - all back and relaxed and ready to rock.

OK - firstly - Anton, your cheque's in the post

Secondly, the strap was to keep me from falling out of Janice's 'Wardrobe'. After two weeks of rubber and studs my snorkel was beginnig to hum a little ;)

Thirdly, JANICE, all you wanted was my mouth and the contents of my trousers. Quit complaining. Honestly, it starts off all 'come away with me, I'll treat you to the fortnight of your life' - it ends up all 'you missed a bit, get right into the corners, i wanted the red grapes peeled and, the ultimate insult, you'll finish when i say you can'. Insatiable was just a word before my escape!!! :D

Fourthly, Neil - you'll be pleased to hear my smut levels have become finely honed and are positively quivering at the thought of reaching release on this very forum :nuts:

Finaly, Matty, no strap on my return i see :lol: (and yes, i still owe you a spreadsheet - will you accept a special bonus prize of a week in Janice's Narnia by way of apology?)

Photos to follow when I can be assed

Nice to be back:cuckoo:
 
Great time thanks - so chilled i cant be bothered to even pick up on the 'Janice' 'you' and 'hard' to make smut ;)
 
LadyLens said:
Did someone mention Bad Pennies? :naughty:


:lol: Hey Jonny, hope you had a great hols and Janice wasn't too hard on you! ;)
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He he!!:naughty: more like the other way round! LOL ;)

You're publishing eh Jon? I shall be forced to go public with the shots of you in my undies!! :naughty: :D :lol: :D
 
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Janice said:
He he!! more like the other way round! LOL ;)

You're publishing eh Jon? I shall be forced to go public with the shots of you in my undies!! :naughty: :D :lol: :D
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Just as well they were covering my face then :lol: :lol: :naughty: ;)

Dammit - logged in for 20mins and the general standard has plummeted already :shake:
 
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Jonnyreb said:
Just as well they were covering my face then :lol: :lol: :naughty: ;)
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Yes, you could've waited till Id got them off first!! :naughty: :lol:


Jonnyreb said:
Dammit - logged in for 20mins and the general standard has plummeted already
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yes strange that..........it has been quite a smut free for a week or two, even though I have been here!

Maybe we are a catalyst for each other!! :naughty: :D :lol: :thumbs:
 
Cheers Rob - saved me from getting graphic with Janice there :)

How did that monopod work out for you?

Not you Janice - LEAVE IT! :eek: :lol: :nuts: :naughty:
 
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