What do you do that used to be normal but is now frowned upon......

Ask young lady togs if they'd like to see my etchings/450mm/monopod or whatever
 
Take undue care over my spelting ;-)
 
shoot to thrill is not afraid of blatent post count horage as well :lol:
i just do what i want really :D i hold the door open for women and give up my seet for them as well
 
No, only Land Rovers, G-Wagons, Jeep Wranglers, and UniMogs count as real 4*4's

The Merc will only count as an "anti-green pussy wagon"
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No, to count as a real 4x4 the factory workshop manual has to list ignition timing figures for 5*, 4*, 2* and Parafin. Anything else is clearly designed for use only in the civilised world, therefore nothing more than a posing pouch ;)
That thins even your list down quite a lot.

The thing that I do....
Believe that the British Empire was the best thing to happen on this planet since the Roman Empire.
 
The thing that I do....
Believe that the British Empire was the best thing to happen on this planet since the Roman Empire.

You may well have a point, I reckon we need another british empire personally, you reckon we could take over the world again?
 
Roman Empire!!?
What did the Romans ever do for us..?

Apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... ;)



And Carbon footprint? Save the Whales? Greenpeace? ESPECIALLY Carbon footprint!! All a bunch of tree-hugging hippy crap as far as I'm concerned. The inane way politicians attach themselves to the latest eco-buzzword is simply pathetic.

Me? Well, I'd take the warning signs off of everything, and let nature take its course - survival of the smartest and fittest etc etc...
 
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crying in public... how i wish to be 3 again
 
I used to pee in the shower until the ex complained. No one told me you were only meant to do it when you were actually taking a shower! ;)


Apparently you're not meant to pee while you're sharing a shower as well :shrug:


Women & their strange rules :bang:
 
I shout "YOU'RE WELCOME" after Ive let someone into a queue of traffic if they haven't acknowledged me :D:D



Me too!:lol:


Speeding and enjoying a drink are my two vices although not at the same time!
 
Apparently you're not meant to pee while you're sharing a shower as well :shrug:

I know. I used to tell my ex off for doing that. One minute the waters clear the next it's turned yellow and she's grinning at me!!
 
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