What a complete load of arse !!!

She's looking a bit old now too :(
 
and she has the money not to look as old as she could, bet she's had a face lift and other bits lifted too ;)
I know Meeeowwwwww:D
 
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She's accepted it again? She's got some front!
 
Gremlin said:
and she has the money to look as old as she could, bet she's had a face lift and other bits lifted too ;)
I know Meeeowwwwww:D
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She's been honest about that in the past.
 
Can't help but feel Carol Vorderman is trying to take styling tips from Cheryl Cole.
Come to think of it - separated at birth!
Also a good indicator of what Cheryl Cole will look like when she hits 53

:p:D

seperated at birth by Stuart Pardue, on Flickr
 
messed that up
 
Neil B said:
She still wouldn't get kicked out of my bed for farting :mooning:
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Hmmm Maybe not ;)

stupar said:
Can't help but feel Carol Vorderman is trying to take styling tips from Cheryl Cole.
Come to think of it - separated at birth!
Also a good indicator of what Cheryl Cole will look like when she hits 53
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Fair point, well presented :thumbs:
 
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I'd nail it. The end!!
 
I think she has a fairly big, un-toned arse actually.
 
Very nice but I think 53 may be a teeny bit economical with the truth. Still, agree with Neil B though.
 
Great story Ian, and far more interesting than the original one.

Dave
 
Colin Furze is brilliant. A true British eccentric in a shed. We need more people like that.
 
Ian D J said:
For a moment I thought this thread was about a giant fart machine that will let rip tonight here at this coastal end of Folkestone. Apparently those living over the other side of the Channel will be able to hear it.

Here's the full story: http://www.kentonline.co.uk/dover/news/dover-giant-fart-machine-to-france-20646/
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Fantastic! I can think of far less useful things to do with your time than building giant fart machines. Looks like it's all noise and no smell though :(

Edit: Thinking about it maybe the Rear of the Year comp outght to include points for farting ability.
 
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Pretty sure I remember Ms Vorderman being 21 when Countdown started back in '82 so 53 would be correct now. Just seems that she's older because she's been on TV for so long!
 
Nod said:
Pretty sure I remember Ms Vorderman being 21 when Countdown started back in '82 so 53 would be correct now. Just seems that she's older because she's been on TV for so long!
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First programme ever aired on channel 4 IIRC.
 
Yup.
 
stupar said:
Can't help but feel Carol Vorderman is trying to take styling tips from Cheryl Cole.
Come to think of it - separated at birth!
Also a good indicator of what Cheryl Cole will look like when she hits 53

:p:D

seperated at birth by Stuart Pardue, on Flickr
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Cheryl Coles IQ might be close to 53, she must be gutted to be out done by a old bird after spending big £££'s on her but tattoo :mooning: :confused:
 
Neil B said:
Cheryl Coles IQ might be close to 53, she must be gutted to be out done by a old bird after spending big £££'s on her but tattoo :mooning: :confused:
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I suspect the judging isn't based on naked derrieres lol
 
viv1969 said:
I suspect the judging isn't based on naked derrieres lol
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DAMN! and there was me about to volunteer for next years judging panel :D
 
Cobra said:
DAMN! and there was me about to volunteer for next years judging panel :D
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We could have a tp version - pictures to be pm'd to chris by the end of the month ladies (and please make sure that they are your own butt - no substituting celebrity derrieres or borrowing pictures from better looking friend's websites)
 
big soft moose said:
We could have a tp version - pictures to be pm'd to chris by the end of the month ladies (and please make sure that they are your own butt - no substituting celebrity derrieres or borrowing pictures from better looking friend's websites)
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Every now and again you make a good suggestion,
that is the best so far (y)
 
Cobra said:
Every now and again you make a good suggestion,
that is the best so far (y)
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Now I am worried you really want Moose to send you a picture of his backside, you really must be desperate or
something :jawdrop:
 
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