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Seamus gets captured in the jungle by a tribe of cannibals & the chief tells the masses to stick him into the pot for some fresh meat at dinner time
The chief goes back to the pot an hour or so later to see how the "meal" was progressing and finds that Seamus has had his head cut off!
The chief grabs the head chef (sorry) and says
"What the hell did you cut his head off for?"
To which the head chef replies
"I had to, he was eating all the potatoes!"
Seamus is stood at the end of his lane when a huge American limousine pulls up and the driver complete with stetson says to Seamus (in a strong Texan accent)
"Hey buddy - Is this your land?"
Seamus replies
"Yes sir, it is"
The Texan then asks
"How much land do you own then buddy?"
Seamus replies
"Well sir back behind me a couple of hundred yards is my farm which is the southern boundary - straight ahead for 400 yards to that row of trees is my northern boundary - 200yds to that stream is my western boundary and 400yds to that road is my eastern boundary
The Texan replies
"Well buddy on my spread in Texas it takes me three days to drive from one end of my land to the other!"
Seamus relpies
"Ah sir, didn't I used to have a car like that!"
Paul
Seamus gets captured in the jungle by a tribe of cannibals & the chief tells the masses to stick him into the pot for some fresh meat at dinner time
The chief goes back to the pot an hour or so later to see how the "meal" was progressing and finds that Seamus has had his head cut off!
The chief grabs the head chef (sorry) and says
"What the hell did you cut his head off for?"
To which the head chef replies
"I had to, he was eating all the potatoes!"
Seamus is stood at the end of his lane when a huge American limousine pulls up and the driver complete with stetson says to Seamus (in a strong Texan accent)
"Hey buddy - Is this your land?"
Seamus replies
"Yes sir, it is"
The Texan then asks
"How much land do you own then buddy?"
Seamus replies
"Well sir back behind me a couple of hundred yards is my farm which is the southern boundary - straight ahead for 400 yards to that row of trees is my northern boundary - 200yds to that stream is my western boundary and 400yds to that road is my eastern boundary
The Texan replies
"Well buddy on my spread in Texas it takes me three days to drive from one end of my land to the other!"
Seamus relpies
"Ah sir, didn't I used to have a car like that!"
Paul
