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...i hate UPS with a passion, unreliable service in my exoperience, but today i sit and wait for UPS to deliver my new lens, Sigma 70-200F2.8ex dg apo hsm macro....

they better not keep me waiting long...:nono:
 
Do I detect a bit of stifled excitement there, Matty?
Seems to be a lot of us treating ourselves to some new toys these last couple of weeks! :naughty:
Look forward to the piccies .... now stop chewing the ends of your fingers and go make another cuppa!!!
 
UPS also have the worst drivers in the world.
 
Just to whet the appetite, have a look at the shots in this thread That lens looks amazing:thumbs:
 
*drools*

UPS autotrack says its in transit....doesnt say which end of the country its in transit too though...
 
I'm with you on the waiting front.

Why is it that just as I order me camera grip the bl**dy postmen in Exeter decide to have a lightning strike :razz:

At least their back to work now, so the waiting for the postman game can recommence :bonk:
 
the trouble with UPS is they aint on strike, they just aint any good.
 
Once again UPS have let me down.

What an absolute shower of ****. They couldnt organize and a **** fight in a pig farm. Useless useless uselss.

I rang at 11.45 to find out where the **** my package was, was told i would get a ring back.

One hour later no ringback. rang CS and they said errrrr yeah they all ****ed off at 12.

Tracking isnt updated, still says out for delivery.

Im absolutely livid.

UPS - Your ****. and everyone knows it.

Rubbish rubbish rubbish :thumbsdown: :bang:
 
Badluck, sounds like next week now :(
 
Warspite said:
Yeah, but I bet you cant help smiling when they finally do knock on your door with your new gear :thumbs:
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i wont be ****ing smiling this time
 
Notice I rephrased that - didnt think it was appropriate no more when I read your last post. :bang:
 
Warspite said:
Notice I rephrased that - didnt think it was appropriate no more when I read your last post. :bang:
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not a problem.

one day UPS will want something from me, and when that day comes, it will be a good day...:suspect:
 
matty said:
indeed. damn them all to hell
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I second that wonderful notion, bl**dy UPS are not worth ... well, anyone reading this post will get the picture (holding back the bad joke there).
I found that UPS delivering to Liverpool from Manchester manage to lose a package for a week & a half, but Citylink manage to get a client file (from New York) to me within two days - go figure.
Grinding my teeth even thinking about UPS.
If your reading this UPS, YOU SUCK:razz:
 
Matty,

I've just been reading on UPS' site that they've had to postpone all deliveries for 3 working days due to industrial action.

They went on to say that their union reps took offence at someone posting a cling film wrapped log through the kent branch's post box.
 
UPS =

Undelivered Package Somewhen

Unexpected Pilfering by Someone

Unidentified Product Smashed

I find TNT a far more self descriptive delivery company!

:suspect: :D :D :D
 
digitalfailure said:
Matty,

I've just been reading on UPS' site that they've had to postpone all deliveries for 3 working days due to industrial action.

They went on to say that their union reps took offence at someone posting a cling film wrapped log through the kent branch's post box.
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wasnt me, didnt use clingfilm...:suspect:
 
Logs are too easy to clean up Matty, here's what you want to do.

Get an ash tray, pee in it, cover it in cling film and stick it in the ice box til it freezes. Then it's a perfect shape and size to go through the letter box of your nearest and dearest UPS office. Post it just after they close and by the time they come in in the morning it will have defrosted nicely and soaked into the carpet. Happy days.
 
Kev Mills said:
Logs are too easy to clean up Matty, here's what you want to do.

Get an ash tray, pee in it, cover it in cling film and stick it in the ice box til it freezes. Then it's a perfect shape and size to go through the letter box of your nearest and dearest UPS office. Post it just after they close and by the time they come in in the morning it will have defrosted nicely and soaked into the carpet. Happy days.
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Hmmmm!
Kev, this sounds like a man who sounds suspiciously like he REALLY knows what he's talking about here ;)
 
Kev Mills said:
Logs are too easy to clean up Matty, here's what you want to do.

Get an ash tray, pee in it, cover it in cling film and stick it in the ice box til it freezes. Then it's a perfect shape and size to go through the letter box of your nearest and dearest UPS office. Post it just after they close and by the time they come in in the morning it will have defrosted nicely and soaked into the carpet. Happy days.
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:D :lol:
 
This threads direction reminds me of an old trick, not that 'I' ever did it ;)

Get a nice clump of doggy dooo and wrap it in some news paper. Place it on your favorite UPS door step and set light to it, then ring the door bell and get gone. Now if you opened the door to some burning news paper what would you do :thinking:
 
WetSparks said:
Get a nice clump of doggy dooo and wrap it in some news paper. Place it on your favorite UPS door step and set light to it, then ring the door bell and get gone. Now if you opened the door to some burning news paper what would you do :thinking:
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errrrrrr, use the appropriate fire extinguisher :shrug:







/runs :lol:
 
Kev Mills said:
Logs are too easy to clean up Matty, here's what you want to do.

Get an ash tray, pee in it, cover it in cling film and stick it in the ice box til it freezes. Then it's a perfect shape and size to go through the letter box of your nearest and dearest UPS office. Post it just after they close and by the time they come in in the morning it will have defrosted nicely and soaked into the carpet. Happy days.
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That post can only come from experience :lol:
 
Useless ****ers have lost the package(coming to an ebay auction near you soon i reckon)

Suppliers have got me new parts and dispatched them with no qualms. Shame they used UPS again!
 
FFS, Matty! The ash tray idea must be looking quite appealing by now...
 
:thinking: Bunch of nobbers...can I say nobbers? Of course I can...:p
 
Geezus!! Truly pathetic! :shake:
 
That is pretty poor. On Friday it's out for delivery, on MOnday it's lost. Reckon you're right Matty, just going to look for bargains now ;)
 
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