Two Mexicans...

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Two Mexicans lost in the desert, thirsty and hungry. They see a tree in the distance. As they get near it they can see its draped with rashers of smoked juicy bacon.

“Hey Pepe, ees a bacon tree. We’re saved”

He runs to the tree, but gets gunned down in a hail of bullets.

The second Mexican shouts “Pepe, wassa happened?”

With a last gasp, Pepe shouts “Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree, eesa ham bush”
 
:lol: Very good!
 
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