Lol..I like that 'stealership' crossing out. On a serious note,though. How many more Audis would you have bought had you had a much better experience ? So short-sighted.
When my wife traded in her Octavia for a new one they wanted to add £1760 in 'add ons".Insurance for the alloy wheels. protection spray for the seats,body paint protection, service plans, GAP insurance extended warranty/service agreement .We did take out the latter ..it included three MOT's. but only as the three year warranty was about to expire.
I once had an Audi A4 SE.A Lovely car with white/beige leather seats and oak (?) dash and some on the doors. I eventually sold it to my neighbour's wife...... and we're still friends...Lol. Btw. All those years ago yet, I recall asking the salesman to tax it..let's say from May 1st. A few days away. What did he do ? Taxed it from April 1st. I found out that he would have done that to get his commison for the sale a month earlier. They don't get it until the car is taxed. A small thing that has stayed with me. I had a Vauxhall Carlton,too. Loved it. Something went wrong with an engine part. My neighbour spotted it with a leak and told me to get it done before the warranty expired as it would be costly. I took it to the dealer who said they'd have to contact the underwriter of the warranty. Then dealer/ warranty provider sent me a letter stating that the warranty didn't cover it. My neighbour, at the time, was an engineer and said it most likely did. I got the warranty out and there it was. I had no idea what it was,though. I went back to the dealer, showed him the warranty and the part listed and he went off to show it to his boss. He returned and said. It's covered and booked it in.
I'm quite hostile to these people and before we go to a showroom my wife asks me to remain polite.....of course I will...