totally T - Overheard.....

[Witch]

....in Tescos this morning, conversation between child of, probably around three, and harassed Mother.....

ch: MummyMummyMummy! Look! Winnie the Pooh torch!
m: Yes Lauren, you've already got one
ch: (more insistently) MummyMummyMUMMY! Winnie the Pooh TORCH!
m: (trying to juggle trolley and shopping list) Yes, Lauren I just said, you've got one!
ch: no I haven't.
m: Yes you have.
ch: No - I dropped it down the toilet......
m: (stops and looks at child) You dropped it.....WHERE?!
ch: (in matter of fact voice) Yes Mummy - Grandads toilet.
m: (weakly) Oh....well......err......nice!

Had me in stitches - kids eh?!

 

[DJW]

LOL...kids are great. My 4 yr old likes to embarass me when out, by whenever she breaks wind, shouting out "Daddy, you farted....poo wee, that stinks" .....great in a Q at Tesco's

 

[Joe T]

lol!

 

[whitewash]

i read an amusing exchange between a mother and a child, however its not exactly repeatable here