erm....ok. Well my Mam and Dad are a bit niave sometimes, bless them. Anyway, hubby and I were in the car with them going somewhere about 11pm, it was dark etc and there's an electricity pole (one of the old wood ones) has caught fire and setting the nearby bushes on fire. So, Dad pulls into this country car park behind it and hubby and I just look at each other and shake our heads... Dad gets out of the car, disappears to the fire for a moment and returns calling 999.
A few minutes later sirens can be heard and blue flashing lights start appearing in the distance, then about 6 or 7 cars come darting out of the slightly more secluded part of the carpark.
Mam and Dad remark something along the lines of "Where did all they come from?" and "didn't they notice the bloody fire?"
The car park in question is a well known dogging spot...