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http://pageantphotoretouchingSPAMtead.com/retoucha.html

It's viewing sites like this that make me realise how much more I have to learn in both the art of photography and the dark arts of photoshoppery.
 
You're joking right? I'm having trouble finding the sarcasm.

I've seen that stuff before. There are no words....
 
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im still sooo shocked! why in the world would they do that!!
 
I too have see the "How to turn your child into a plastic dummy" site before and still can't believe people would actual pay for that to be done.
 
Those are atrocious!

The only thing thats good is the boys hair.. great different style but his parents might not like that!

The young girls have been changed into porcelain dolls and look rather disturbing.........Chucky!!!!

One older girl has had her face made WIDER!!! Im sure she would love that.

OK i admit it is clever to ABLE to do such things....but who would want to..they look horrendous!

IMHO of course! ;) :D
 
Thought I was going to be shown something about how to do in PS. They cannot be serious. Can they?
 
how NOT to photoshop surely?

Looks like summat out of thunderbirds...
 
Sure, that person is good at photoshop, but IMO, that kid has lost ALL her facial features, and looks totally fake now.

As posted before, all the kids are turned into Dolls.
 
I dont like that its totally fake and looks like it too, it might be some people cup of tea but not for me, might as well took a photo of a doll and tried to turn it into a photo of a person :lol: JMHO
 
From human to Thunderbird character in 10 easy steps.
 
That is too freaky. Whats up with her eyes? Just ridiculous, a prime example of photoshop taken too far.
 
Yak, if this would be done to members of my family or even me, I would sue them, I would!!
 
http://pageantphotoretouchingSPAMtead.com/cmsonline.jpg

Anyone remember the film Child's Play?
 
It's a puppet.

May as well get a new daughter
 
I should think Jacko would love 'em go play with him.

(Hope no-one on the forum is called Jacko - oops)
 
Bride of Chucky??????????
 
urrrmm choke, coff, mmmmmm
 
Portrait Professional will allow even a Photoshop duffer like me to tweak portraits into very nice images. In fact, many if not most portraits I have viewed on various forums would benefit from Portrait Professional.

Besides the pure photographic problems that are evident in many posts, the subjects, especially females, do not wear the correct make up for portraiture and or do not know how to apply that make up.

I have no connection with the producers of his program except being a happy user for several years.

This site has a free download which has all the attributes of the full program except that you cannot save an image which you have improved with the free download. In order to save an image, you must purchase the program.

http://www.portraitprofessional.com/?gclid=CKeu4KCwjpcCFRNOagodoCAeDw
 
welly said:
http://pageantphotoretouchingSPAMtead.com/cmsonline.jpg

Anyone remember the film Child's Play?
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That's proper scary that is. Why you would pay to have that done to a photo of your child is beyond me.
 
thats really bad looks like a doll
 
KIPAX said:
how NOT to photoshop surely?

Looks like summat out of thunderbirds...
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haha yeah "Thunder birds are Photoshoped" HAHAHAHa

Seriously though, that is messed up.

DeadlySmurf... :lol:

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That's it. I'm changing jobs. Sling up a real crappy old fashioned website, add some atrocious portrait mangles and charge $50 a time. Sorted. What recession.

Target market would be well off parents who want to put potential kidnappers off the scent.
 
rpcrowe said:
Portrait Professional will allow even a Photoshop duffer like me to tweak portraits into very nice images. In fact, many if not most portraits I have viewed on various forums would benefit from Portrait Professional.

Besides the pure photographic problems that are evident in many posts, the subjects, especially females, do not wear the correct make up for portraiture and or do not know how to apply that make up.

I have no connection with the producers of his program except being a happy user for several years.

This site has a free download which has all the attributes of the full program except that you cannot save an image which you have improved with the free download. In order to save an image, you must purchase the program.

http://www.portraitprofessional.com/?gclid=CKeu4KCwjpcCFRNOagodoCAeDw
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Sorry... but I take it you dont like the natural look. There's processing and then there's this ridiculous fake look processing.
I enjoy playing about in Photoshop and it's a very useful tool for cropping, tonal adjustments, sharpening and even servere changes like eye colour changing but this site goes too far.

To change a childs' image so drastically is insane. I can understand an adult may want some "changes" but it seems some parents are not happy the way their child is. Plastic surgery on minors is illegal. This shows why.

I may as well take a self portrait and "photoshop" Kate Moss in place of me. And I'm a slightly over-weight male...!!!!

Utter nonsence..!!!
 
some of them are just scary! but i guess they earn a living form it or just do it for a laugh!
 
that is just pure wrong!!!
only the Americans would think that those edits look better than the originals:bang:
yeah there good at editing but that just takes it a tad to far.lol:cuckoo:
 
I wonder what the reverse is like?

What could they do with a pic of Jackie Stallone?
 
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