I like the old joke,
A bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods,
The bear said, do have have problems with poo sticking to your fur?
The rabbit said, no of course not!
Good said the bear, picking him up and wiping his arse with him.
Surely you'd want something that poo DOES stick to rather than something that just smears it all over the place? (Compare Izal medicated to Andrex!)
TBH, I'd rather have a puppy lick my nether regions than a bear!!!
