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A punk rocker gets on a double deck bus during rush hour and it's mobbed. He goes upstairs and gets the last available seat, the person next to him being a lovely young nun.
The punk starts making lascivious gestures and comments at the novice and this draws the attention of the bus conductor, who is collecting fares. "Oi, you !! Smelly punk !! Any more of that stuff and you'll be out on your ear!" says the conductor.
However, as he's taking the punks fare, he whispers "She's up in The Old Graveyard every night waiting for the Holy Ghost - why don't you nip up there ?"
"Thanks, I will !" says the punk and the next night he's up in The Old Graveyard with a white bedsheet over his head and with two eyeholes cut out. He wanders in and out amongst the gravestones....."Wooooooooo !!!!!! I am the Holy Ghost.....Woooooooooo!!!! I am the Holy Ghost !!!", and he eventually comes across the young nun who is lying face down on an old grave.
"Oh, Holy Ghost" she says, breathlessly "I've been waiting for you all of my life and now you've finally arrived and it's the wrong time of the month - you'll have to go up the back !"
So the punk gives the young nun a damn good seeing to and when he'd finished, he whips the bedsheet off his head........
"Aha", he exclaims "Punk rocker !"
The nun whips her veil off and exclaims "Aha !!!! F*ckin' bus conductor !"
The punk starts making lascivious gestures and comments at the novice and this draws the attention of the bus conductor, who is collecting fares. "Oi, you !! Smelly punk !! Any more of that stuff and you'll be out on your ear!" says the conductor.
However, as he's taking the punks fare, he whispers "She's up in The Old Graveyard every night waiting for the Holy Ghost - why don't you nip up there ?"
"Thanks, I will !" says the punk and the next night he's up in The Old Graveyard with a white bedsheet over his head and with two eyeholes cut out. He wanders in and out amongst the gravestones....."Wooooooooo !!!!!! I am the Holy Ghost.....Woooooooooo!!!! I am the Holy Ghost !!!", and he eventually comes across the young nun who is lying face down on an old grave.
"Oh, Holy Ghost" she says, breathlessly "I've been waiting for you all of my life and now you've finally arrived and it's the wrong time of the month - you'll have to go up the back !"
So the punk gives the young nun a damn good seeing to and when he'd finished, he whips the bedsheet off his head........
"Aha", he exclaims "Punk rocker !"
The nun whips her veil off and exclaims "Aha !!!! F*ckin' bus conductor !"
