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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that Despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off To bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean Said "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold ma balls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand."
Cilla looked a bit perplexed, but said "Okay."
He slept for half an hour, woke up, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean said "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......"
"I know, Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun."
Cilla complied with the routine. Again, the results were absolutely mind blowing. Once it was all over, they have a drink, Sean lit a cigarette and Cilla asked "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replied "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet."
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that Despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off To bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean Said "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold ma balls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand."
Cilla looked a bit perplexed, but said "Okay."
He slept for half an hour, woke up, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean said "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......"
"I know, Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun."
Cilla complied with the routine. Again, the results were absolutely mind blowing. Once it was all over, they have a drink, Sean lit a cigarette and Cilla asked "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replied "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet."
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