The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

I went to a garage a tyre pressure check cost 50p.

I know, its outrageous isn't it? I remember when it was free ...
That's inflation for you.


( now split into its own thread )

 

[nilagin]

I know, its outrageous isn't it? I remember when it was free ...
That's inflation for you.

What a let down.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

What a let down.

Better tread carefully....

 

[Big Andy]

Better tread carefully....

No problem, he'll be pumped up and ready.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No problem, he'll be pumped up and ready.

Aye, well pumped...

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Aren't you lot tyred of this yet?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Aren't you lot tyred of this yet?

Lots of mileage in this yet...

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

It's nothing more than a lot of hot air...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

It's nothing more than a lot of hot air...

Got a feeling we're in for a goodyear.....

 

[srichards]

This thread is becoming a let down....

 

[nilagin]

Aren't you lot tyred of this yet?

No need to get cross, quick somebody ply him him with a drink.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No need to get cross, quick somebody ply him him with a drink.

If you ply him with too much drink he'll start acting like a tube...

 

[nilagin]

If you ply him with too much drink he'll start acting like a tube...

If he had too much to drink last night, he'll be keeping a low profile this morning.

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Much more of this and you'll make me wheely, wheely angry...

 

[nilagin]

We only want to Toyo with you.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

We only want to Toyo with you.

I get that, but tread carefully....

 

[nilagin]

I get that, but tread carefully....

Trying not to be too slick.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Trying not to be too slick.

No pressure then...

 

[Cobra]

I've created a monster !

No pressure then...

Perhaps I should just BAR everyone?

Or is that just taking the PSI?

 

[huffy]

Perhaps we need to build a bridge(stone) and stop the jokes

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Perhaps we need to build a bridge

Over troubled waters?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Over troubled waters?

I pneu (matic) you would say that...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I've created a monster !

You certainly have....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You need to gauge what you're posting better...

 

[Box Brownie]

You need to gauge what you're posting better...

You caliper not be serious.......

 

[nilagin]

You caliper not be serious.......

He needs a brake.

 

[MatBin]

Is that up for disc(ussion)

 

[Cobra]

Surely you can't pad this out any more?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Should we Jack it in?

 

[hunnymonster]

It would be wheely nuts to do that now

 

[Cobra]

Yeah it just needs a bit of a lift that's all

 

[Nod]

Zero point anyway. Cobra will just ban us if we keep Avon too much fun.

 

[MatBin]

I'm exhausted

 

[Box Brownie]

Shelby get on with it before we are Thrust II a Bloodhound of a result!

 

[Cobra]

I tend to use road Hawks on the van

 

[nilagin]

Zero point anyway. Cobra will just ban us if we keep Avon too much fun.

He always did have an over inflated opinion of himself.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I tend to use road Hawks on the van

I'm giving you the bird....

 

[Cobra]

@nilagin I'm not sure quite how much longer I can afford to keep you around TBH

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

He always did have an over inflated opinion of himself.

He'll blow a gasket when he reads that....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm not sure quite how much longer I can afford to keep you around TBH

Are you going to Escort him from the forum?