PaulBoy
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A bit too "septic" at times but some gems in there ... Paul 
1) You have the bladder capacity of three people
2) You have ever restrained someone and it wasnt a sexual experience
3) You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm.
4) Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change over
5) You request a criminal history check on anyone who seems friendly towards you
6) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
7) You can identify a negative teeth to tattoo ratio, just by looking at a person
8) You find humour in other peoples stupidity
9) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac
10) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
11) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says
Boy, it sure is quiet around here.
12) You believe chocolate is a food group
13) When someone calls you a prick you take it as a compliment
14) You have had to put the phone on hold before you start laughing uncontrollably
15) Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track
16) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled suicide getting it right first time
17) Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion
18) You think caffeine should be available in IV form
19) You believe cells should come equipped with a Valium salt lick as standard
20) You know that anyone who says, I have had two beers is going to blow over
21) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around
22) You are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and find yourself talking to it on the seat beside you
23) You have problems differentiating between suspect and solicitor
24) People shout I didnt do it when you walk in a room and they think theyare being hugely original and funny
25) You believe strongly in involuntary sterilisation
26) You are half p***ed in your back yard with members of your shift and watch the neighbours as they drive off to work
27) You know every s***s date of birth in town but cant remember the name of the guy across the street
28) You drive a patrol car covered in empty coffee cups, drinks cans and sweet wrappers for 10 hours refusing to throw it out because you didnt put it there
29) You have an uncontrollable urge to kill the next asshole that leaves you with a quarter of a tank of gas in the car at the start of the shift.
1) You have the bladder capacity of three people
2) You have ever restrained someone and it wasnt a sexual experience
3) You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm.
4) Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change over
5) You request a criminal history check on anyone who seems friendly towards you
6) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
7) You can identify a negative teeth to tattoo ratio, just by looking at a person
8) You find humour in other peoples stupidity
9) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac
10) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
11) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says
Boy, it sure is quiet around here.
12) You believe chocolate is a food group
13) When someone calls you a prick you take it as a compliment
14) You have had to put the phone on hold before you start laughing uncontrollably
15) Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track
16) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled suicide getting it right first time
17) Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion
18) You think caffeine should be available in IV form
19) You believe cells should come equipped with a Valium salt lick as standard
20) You know that anyone who says, I have had two beers is going to blow over
21) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around
22) You are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and find yourself talking to it on the seat beside you
23) You have problems differentiating between suspect and solicitor
24) People shout I didnt do it when you walk in a room and they think theyare being hugely original and funny
25) You believe strongly in involuntary sterilisation
26) You are half p***ed in your back yard with members of your shift and watch the neighbours as they drive off to work
27) You know every s***s date of birth in town but cant remember the name of the guy across the street
28) You drive a patrol car covered in empty coffee cups, drinks cans and sweet wrappers for 10 hours refusing to throw it out because you didnt put it there
29) You have an uncontrollable urge to kill the next asshole that leaves you with a quarter of a tank of gas in the car at the start of the shift.
- must stop watchin' CSI & other cop shows ... Paul