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During my lunch,I decided to walk to take in the lovely day......to my horror a grown woman walks up to within twenty feet of me, squats and takes a p***.....WTF. Then announced "That must have been a half ton of p***!":eek:
 
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Sometimes we all get caught short and need a wild wee. As long as it wasn't in the middle of the pavement and she went behind a bush no issue there.
 
archangel said:
During my lunch,I decided to walk to take in the lovely day......to my horror a grown woman walks up to within twenty feet of me, squats and takes a p***.....WTF. Then announced "That must have been a half ton of p***!":eek:
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You just make this sh!t up dont you, to help your % score for classifieds :lol:
 
archangel said:
During my lunch,I decided to walk to take in the lovely day......to my horror a grown woman walks up to within twenty feet of me, squats and takes a p***.....WTF. Then announced "That must have been a half ton of p***!":eek:
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you hang round all the classy places
 
cambsno said:
Sometimes we all get caught short and need a wild wee. As long as it wasn't in the middle of the pavement and she went behind a bush no issue there.
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Which then begs the question...What was Mike doing lurking around the bushes? :eek:
 
I've just read a very long and very funny thread on an ultra running forum about this kind of behaviour. Short version: running for hours is a lot less socially awkward for men than women.....
 
archangel said:
During my lunch,I decided to walk to take in the lovely day......to my horror a grown woman walks up to within twenty feet of me, squats and takes a p***.....WTF. Then announced "That must have been a half ton of p***!":eek:
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To be fair, you do get a lot of weirdos in McDonald's.
 
JonathanRyan said:
Short version: running for hours is a lot less socially awkward for men than women.....
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Just ask Paula Radcliffe. Poor lass had to stop and lay a cable on a marathon once. I believe the offending item was quickly gathered up and was on ebay within minutes of the event.
 
jakeblu said:
You just make this sh!t up dont you, to help your % score for classifieds :LOL:
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I've just checked his stats, and actually ................................... ;)
archangel said:
......to my horror a grown woman walks up to within twenty feet of me, squats and takes a p***.....WTF.
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And on a serious note, had that scenario been reversed, we'd be reading how you got done for flashing ;)
 
Cobra said:
And on a serious note, had that scenario been reversed, we'd be reading how you got done for flashing ;)
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Only if it was visible to the naked eye :lol: ;)
 
Cobra said:
I've just checked his stats, and actually ................................... ;)
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Are we absolutely sure this isnt another Scrivens dupe account :cautious:
 
I call for custard proof ;)
 
big soft moose said:
Are we absolutely sure this isnt another Scrivens dupe account :cautious:
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It seems some real live people have met him, and although the posting style is similar at times ( :D )
Apparently he looks nothing like Can... Joe ;)
 
Cobra said:
It seems some real live people have met him, and although the posting style is similar at times ( :D )
Apparently he looks nothing like Can... Joe ;)
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Affirmative.
I can attest that he is not the Scriv. :-)
 
Some years ago, a friend attended the GP at Silverstone in a hostility (sic) position and as they were leaving that evening they got caught up in what I understand was the reason for the major road rethink a year or 2 later. Having helped out a little by finishing a few bottles of fizzy plonk, she felt the need for a ... little light relief so hopped out of the car, legged it behind the hedge, skirt up, knickers down and big sigh as the floodgates opened. Cue the cheers and beeping from the other queue on that side of the hedge which she had completely failed to notice in her need and "slightly" inebriated state. At least it wasn't on the High Street though!
 
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