Sylvia's Mother has Said

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Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone.


(in a bit of a funny mood today, you may have noticed )
 
Sylvia's mother says, 'Sylvia's tryin'
To start a new life of her own'
Sylvia's mother says, 'Sylvia's happy
So why don't you leave her alone?'
 
And the operator says, '40 cents more for the next 3 thread derails'
 
DorsetDude said:
And the operator says, '40 cents more for the next 3 thread derails'
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Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
as a big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive....
 
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Tigger.ufo said:
Alice? Alice?...Who the F**k is Alice?
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One of the all time classics that version (y)

And of course there is the less than PC one, ( supposedly) by the then Aussie PM :D
 
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No bleedin "has" about it!
 
Tigger.ufo said:
Alice? Alice?...Who the F**k is Alice?
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Ask her yourself - when she's 10' tall. You can get anything you want at her restaurant too.
 
beyond the blue said:
Ah! yes, but who put the cake out in the rain?
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Far more importantly.
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong ?
 
Cobra said:
One of the all time classics that version (y)

And of course there is the less than PC one, ( supposedly) by the then Aussie PM :D
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There's a happy hardcore version too :D

 
Cobra said:
Far more importantly.
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong ?
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How many times did you have to try typing that? :D
 
I was tempted to quote that and say "Oh, yes you can!!!" but decided not to. :P
 
Rita Sue & Bob Too.

Make your own f***ing tea!
 
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