Story in the local paper...

[minky_monkey]

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/mostpo...ksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php


Not the story so much, but the comments left by the readers cracked me up...

 

[BRASH]

Some great comments there

I'd say if you went to flower arranging classed you'd deserve to get pecked to death by pigeons

 

[birdy961]

Posted by: Michael Hunt on 4:17pm Thu 30 Nov 06.
Pigeons can be very intelligent creatures. This is because they are actually bred from dolphins and can travel vast lengths underwater as well as through the air. I warn you now Council folk, if you so much as dare remove or cull any pigeon from Kingston or the surrounding local I shall withhold my council tax! I'm prepared to go to prison to save these beautiful specimens of birds so just forget it ok?

Just one of the best
Mike Hunt anyone:bonk:

 

[mattyh]

H Aribo (person)

Haribo... Sweets :bonk:

They obviously don't moderate their comments before putting them online

 

[birdy961]

Rudolph Hucker

 

[justjase]

:rules: top stuff that.... takes ages to read

 

[Steep]

Made me cry!

"Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 5:18pm Thu 30 Nov 06
Dear Margaret. As you can see I've finally mastered
this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today,
which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how
to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now
that I have figured it out. Please send my love to
Helen and the boys.
See you soon Love Mum xxx"

 

[inaneredstripe]

pidgeons. MAD COW DISEASE? AIDS? MALARIA? ahahahahahahahaha
i,d sooner fall over a paving slab than be s**t on.

 

[StewartR]

Brilliant. Thanks.

 

[Marcel]

LOL Some of them made me chuckle. They were very "Viz-esque" (From around the early 90's)