some clever anagrams

[Doc]

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

 

[andy_fozzy]

 

[Wail]

Oh, some of these I must memories

 

[parish]

TONY BLAIR MP - I'M TORY PLAN B


Margaret Thatcher - That great charmer

One of my favourites:

The Serenity Prayer,

"God, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I can not change, the Courage to change the things I can and the Wisdom to know the difference."

produces

"OK then God, any chance that fiend Gates' Microsoft can get to cure Windows hanging each time that I get the P.C. on-internet, eh? Cheers then, God!"

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Hamburgers = Shergar Bum (think about that next time you're in McDonalds )

 

[Matt Sayle]

: @ the mother in law in one!!