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..... Mrs Keith was complaining about the 20 odd bottles of beer that were in the fridge
Being the dutiful husband I am I have decided to fix that for her
There is now only 1 bottle of beer in the fridge... hic
Your a true gentleman
Edit: and surprisingly eloquent with it, I cannot normally produce typo free posts without alcoholic assistance, I'd be useless with it
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Your a true gentleman
Edit: and surprisingly eloquent with it, I cannot normally produce typo free posts without alcoholic assistance, I'd be useless with it
Surprise you can still type after that many
It took me half an hour to post that and many corrections via the spell checker
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It was Morrissons own-brand lager shandy.
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Your a true gentleman
Edit: and surprisingly eloquent with it, I cannot normally produce typo free posts without alcoholic assistance, I'd be useless with it
Your not wrong about you're typo free posts, are you?
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Never mind @MWHCVT MattOh happy days
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Just a tadYou must be bored
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Never mind @MWHCVT Matt
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
An old but a good one
but if your that board I'm sure I could just of my old Teflon RTM gloves and make some work the current button has started to rust over a little having received fall less workouts than the old one 
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Thanks for the heads up Matt.but if your that board I'm sure I could just of my old Teflon RTM gloves and make some work
I'll put a note up in the staff room to disconnect yours (at our end) in that case
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Thanks for the heads up Matt.
I'll put a note up in the staff room to disconnect yours (at our end) in that case
You mean it hasn't already been cut off
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Its just on "silent" at the momentYou mean it hasn't already been cut off
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You mean it hasn't already been cut off
worked ok for me this morning Matt, they must have a new one especially for me
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worked ok for me this morning Matt, they must have a new one especially for me
Mines being diverted to voicemail I think Ingrid
and Chris will not pay to listen to the message
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What's voice mail?Mines being diverted to voicemail I think Ingrid
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But its not ringing MattAnswer phone old chap
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But its not ringing Matt
Well I know Marcel has not made me disappear again....or has he
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Answer phone old chap
Well I know Marcel has not made me disappear again....or has he
for that comment you just might
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for that comment you just might
Nope there's nothing in the rules about taunting snakes
trust me I checked 
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Was there even a typo in that post then?
If we're being nice, we'll call it a typo but if we're being unkind, we'll just say you got the wrong homophone. I'm not nice, your crap @ spelling! (sic)
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What happened to the good old days when everyone was a snake charmer?Nope there's nothing in the rules about taunting snakes
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What happened to the good old days when everyone was a snake charmer?
If you want to charm that snake that's your prerogative, but please leave me out if it
C'est la vie, I've stopped loosing sleep over stuff like that, while I endeavour to be correct if I'm not it is not the end of my world
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What happened to the good old days when everyone was a snake charmer?
The snakes were far more charming back then