Seen as you all think my jokes are so funny......

[Matt Sayle]

There were two owl's playing pool. One wasn't very good so his mate was teaching him the rules. The not so clever one pots the white so his mate says "oh too bad, that's two hits"... to which he replies "two hits to who"....

 

[andy_fozzy]

 

[sportysnaps]

 

[Joe T]

My finger is hovering over the close thread button......

 

[Flashman]

My finger is hovering over the close thread button......

Press it man! I beg you!!! Before he types another one... I can't take much more...

 

[Flash In The Pan]

My finger is hovering over the close thread button......

For the love of god, press the button, stop him, before......

 

[Woodsy]

 

[hepburn]

My finger is hovering over the close thread button......

Do it!

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Here are the two hits you requested Mr Sayle

 

[StuntMonkey]

now thats funny!

 

[Matt Sayle]

Glad you liked it all so much

 

[Cobra]

....................I think that you may be delusional young master

in retaliation
Q What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?
A The poor marksman shoots but can't hit and the owl hoots but can't............:nono:

 

[Ant]

i think you deserve this again...

 

[Matt Sayle]

Thanks ant

@Cobra