Saturday's Sexist Joke

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Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


'Son, all household appliances come in white.
 
i like the old classic, what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? "slap her" lol
 
how do you make your washing machine more efficiant?


Handcuff her to the sink!
 
/keeps my wife away from this thread..lol
 
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