And before the landlord/landlady thought that their pub was a restaurant, and that their mediocre cook was a chef!
Does anyone else wish that pubs would go back to serving good, simple, traditional 'pub food' and stop trying to pretend be restaurants (and quite often failing miserably at it!)? Why not just offer us good, simple, home-cooked grub, and plenty of it, instead of trying to emulate Master Chef? Half a small chicken, home cooked chips and a simple bit of salad to go with it... nicely cooked and pleasantly served? Or perhaps a sirloin steak and a sprinkling of fried onions, served between French bread, with a handful of chips and salad garnish? With similar, simple but tasty, and filling, options for vegetarians.
I think that's the sort of food a good traditional pub should be serving, instead of trying to flog you some miniscule portion of 'pan fried' (I mean, how else do you bloody fry something?!) sea bass fillet, served with chorizo (who the hell thought that sausage and fish was a good combination?) and squid ink linguini, with a red wine jus!