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Had a totally random thought today.......

I was clearing the garden of twigs and the like when I picked up a small branch and immediately thought to myself......"that would hurt if I stuck it up my nose!" :wacky:


Any other randomness in TP land..... :wacky:
 
You daft b****r!

did you try it and find out!?:banana:
 
I was actually tempted...:ROFLMAO: but the neighbour was out in his garden so I thought better of it....
 
Haha but he might have wanted to try it too! personally i think you need to go back out and try it and take pictures, random threads can only work with pictures:D
 
I once carved a bit off a Pine tree and it looked like chicken breast. Didn't bloody taste like it tho.
 
I once took Brash out for a day, often wondered why, cos he is a weapons grade bell end.

His daughter was nice though.
 
fracster said:
I once took Brash out for a day, often wondered why, cos he is a weapons grade bell end.

His daughter was nice though.
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:D:D:DYou tool.
 
On the same topic, I was splitting logs today. I wondered if I smashed my splitting maul into Brashs head, rather than a lump of solid beech, would he actually feel it and would it do any damage?
 
fracster said:
On the same topic, I was splitting logs today. I wondered if I smashed my splitting maul into Brashs head, rather than a lump of solid beech, would he actually feel it and would it do any damage?
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No. I'm harder than that, effin mental too.
 
Then I decided that the maul would bounce off his thick heed.
 
Off topic, you given any thought to June on Uist?
 
fracster said:
@BRASH

Well?
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I've got my summer holidays booked for September as we're getting the free use of a villa in Portugal then. Depends on the dates and if I can blag any more time off in June.
 
yes i have random thoughts about getting a chain saw and using it on someones man parts..............:rage:
 
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