Pub trophies !!

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You know, you wake up in the morning to find a traffic cone or flashing yellow beacon in your garden/lounge/bedroom/bed that you "collected" on your way home from the pub the night before.

Whats your best "pub trophy" to date ?

I excelled myself last night with this :


















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lmao mine was my ex-girlfriends younger sister lol
 
To lift a traffic cone is one thing, but that's some serious theft of someones property :eek: and you've been stupid enough to post a pic! :nono:
 
Jo said:
To lift a traffic cone is one thing, but that's some serious theft of someones property :eek: and you've been stupid enough to post a pic! :nono:
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Incorrect !! :nono:

I'm not that stupid !
 
lol no she already was an ex and i didnt know it was her sister i didnt know she was her sis lol
 
Stole the sign from a pub in Sussex once - not the hanging one, but the 8ft wide one from the car park wall - and went sledging using it. Took ages to tie it to my Fiesta roof :D

Have also absconded with taps, light fittings, stools, towels, the usual kind of things.
 
with a mate, took home a french road sign once. Complete with 14 ft pole. whilst totally ratted.... on bicycles.
 
541 moons ago, on making my way home from my 20th birthday binge with some friends, we came upon some open gates at the rear of a pub. Investigating the yard within we found a barrel of Guinness and proceeded to roll it to one of the chaps houses, picking it up and carrying it past the local cop shop. Eventually arriving at said house we took it into the bathroom to try to open it, we didn’t know it was pressurized, so when hitting it with a garden pick it resulted in an unstoppable eruption which was quite a surprise to say the least it went everywhere.” Put the plug in the bath” someone bawled this done we managed to save several gallons which lasted till mid morning. After sleeping it off and then surveying the damage to the bathroom we realized we were in deep s**t “what will my folks say” asked the guy who’s house it was, his parents being on holiday. To cut an already long story short we redecorated the bathroom, and our conscience getting the better of us we put together and paid the publican the money for the beer. Oh the follies of youth.
 
I walked out of our uni halls one morning, and saw a road sign leaning against the wall, complete with lump of concrete and hardcore on the end! Must have been hell to get out of the ground!

Another morning at breakfast two police officers walked in asking for one of the students (who was in fact the hall president). Apparently some of the other lads had picked up his car between them and left in the middle of the road!

:lol:
 
hypnotic said:
I collected my last girlfriend after a drunken night at the pub.

Think that I would rather have had your boat though .... :lol:
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Aaaah "The Inverse Square Law - what it means to drunken Photographers"

the greater the amount of alcohol you consume the better looking he/she becomes................:love:

however waking from the drink induced long sleep followed by the smugness/euphoria that you've not spent the night alone soon wanes when you feel around and the sudden realisation of what you just spent with. :gag::lol:


Hands up then?
 
Slipper-one said:
however waking from the drink induced long sleep followed by the smugness/euphoria that you've not spent the night alone soon wanes when you feel around and the sudden realisation of what you just spent with. :gag::lol:
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Then what makes it worse as you consider a quick exit, you realise your at your house and she now knows where you live!!!!
 
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