Pssst wanna hear a really terrible joke?

[Steep]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol"

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out again. "Try it now" said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank?"




The bee said "B.P."

 

[Venomator]

 

[paulc]

Lolol..youre right, its terrible...but funny

 

[minimeeze]

<groan>

 

[Lady Pitstop]

 

[Dark Star]

Hmmm 'pssst' seems to be the right word! Corny but fun!

 

[HIMUPNORTH]

groan. But then again there is worse in my inbox.

 

[Woodsy]

lol, As it was the first joke of the morning, I had no benchmark to beat so it raised a chuckle