Photography jokes

[PsiFox]

I received an email today with the following content.

I do a lot of portraits of models, sometimes they're in bikinis or lingerie. A friend of mine asked if I ever shot one nude. I said, "No, the studio floor gets cold, so I usually leave my socks on."

Why did DaVinci paint the Mona Lisa? Because he never had a Canon 30D or a Nikon D200

Two old guys in raincoats are in a dark alley, watching a pretty girl
Walk by. One turns to the other and says, as he holds the edges
Of his coat, "In this dim light, what exposure do you give it?"

Two photographer friends meet on a street corner. One mentions that he'd just seen a man lying in an alley who was clearly starving and in dire straits.

What did you give him?, the other photographer asked...

"1/250s @ f/8"

The quality of a lens and the price is directly proportional to its weight times the diameter of the front element and how many acronyms are used in the marketing material to describe its technology

Q: Why are many women on a beach like an amateur's photos?
A: They are usually underdeveloped or overexposed.

Last one amended to be more pertinent

A photographer is walking down the road when he stops a big bunch of people mostly carrying large white lenses. Impressed by the huge arsenal of equipment the guys are carrying the photographer goes for a closer look. Further scrutiny reveals that they all have big new Canon DSLR's except for one guy with a Nikon D70. Curiosity piqued, the photographer approaches the guy with the Nikon and asks why he has chosen Nikon when all of the other guys are using Canon? 'You mean these guys' replies the the guy with the Nikon, ... 'Oh there mostly all members of Talk Photography. They just wanted me to take a good picture of them.'

 

[Matt Sayle]

That last one is going to cause contraversy!!!

 

[PsiFox]

I only changed the name to TP left the brands alone.

 

[Matt Sayle]

I only changed the name to TP left the brands alone.

Of course you did

 

[Joe T]

I shot the sherrif - at 1/60 and f8

 

[PsiFox]

Of course you did

Cross my heart etc. It's even on the web somewhere.

 

[Davec223]

That last one is going to cause contraversy!!!

But very true.

 

[Mojo Jojo]

I found this today and it made me chuckle..

If DaVinci had photoshop:

 

[Woodsy]

lol! Some cracking ones in the OP there

Love ^^^ as well, cracking chop

 

[Mojo Jojo]

http://www.jibjab.com/view/6328

dunno if it counts but lol!
x

 

[frankee]

I love the last one!! haha

 

[zak5ive]

I find these quite funny, i love visual humour
http://legko.be/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6053&Itemid=1