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A guy can't obtain an erection, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken and there's nothing he can do except an experimental new surgery. "What kind of surgery is it, Doc?" the guy asks.
"Well, we take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk and insert them in the base of your penis" replies the doctor.
The guy thinks this sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees.
The doctor performs the surgery, and about six weeks later gives him the go-ahead to "try out his new equipment".
One night soon after this, the guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at the table, he starts to feel an incredible pressure in his pants. Before too long, it becomes almost unbearable. He looks around and realizes no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly grin on her face.
She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do it again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful statement on his face, he says,
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another roll up my ass."
"Well, we take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk and insert them in the base of your penis" replies the doctor.
The guy thinks this sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees.
The doctor performs the surgery, and about six weeks later gives him the go-ahead to "try out his new equipment".
One night soon after this, the guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at the table, he starts to feel an incredible pressure in his pants. Before too long, it becomes almost unbearable. He looks around and realizes no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly grin on her face.
She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do it again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful statement on his face, he says,
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another roll up my ass."
