Would love to see there faces when they go to arrest him and he instantly pulls out a laminated copy of a website that says he is allowed... Wont they feel silly
Let me see a 50 year old stocky bloke with longish hair?, that narrows it done to a couple of million.
Now wheres CSI when they need them, a ropey video still from a station videocam, 3 clicks on a computer (with hologramic display of course) and the face recognition software should bring up his driving licence, his passport details and his cats collar size.
Bloody CSI, I spent years convincing my wife that working in the computer industry is dull and boring, then along came CSI and showed the world what its really like!
In between all the support tickets theres nothing we like doing better than searching the national police database for juicy office gossip. All we have to do is vacuum up the odd skin sample.
Just yesterday I changed my credit rating to AAAAAA+ by hacking into the credit companies combobulator. They almost traced me but thankfully I switched off a fraction of a second before the trace completed.
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