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What an exciting few days in naughty Norfolk!

A woman bought some bananas from her local supermarket, and there was a spider in the bunch.

A car accidentally drove into the recycle pods out side her local supermarket, 2 fire engines and an ambulance were in attendance.

An ice cream van has been reported and banned from certain streets because a resident complained the jingle was too loud.

Lock up your daughters...

(All these are from the most boring website in Norfolk, the EDP24)

www.edp24.co.uk

Woman's shock after spider found in supermarket pack of bananas

A woman was given a fright after finding a spider was lurking inside a bag of bananas which she had bought from a supermarket.
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Woman taken to hospital after crashing car into bottle bank

A woman who crashed her car into a bottle bank has been taken to hospital for further assessment and treatment.
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Ice cream van banned from street after chimes 'played excessively'

An ice cream van has been banned from a street after an "anxious and upset" resident complained its chimes were "being played…
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There'r still at it in naughty Norfolk...
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Reminds me of a local paper headline some years back - "Duck Run Over In Crediton High Street!"
 
What did he run over Nod?
 
Half the High Street...
 
The ice cream van incident was in Lowestoft, that's in Suffolk.
 
That must have required the police helicopter to be called out surely :eek:
 
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Don't look chewed...
 
Don't smoke on the Isle of Wight:

www.islandecho.co.uk

SMOKERS TRIGGER FIRE FEARS IN COWES

Retained firefighters in Cowes have responded to reports of a fire in the open in Arctic Road this evening (Friday). The Hampshire & Isle of Wight Fire and Rescue Service mobilised 1 appliance to the park on the residential street at 21:21 after smoke was seen by members of the public passing...
www.islandecho.co.uk www.islandecho.co.uk
 
They're going to be busy responding to the calls about the headline event in that link!
 
Its a slow news day in MK today

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Headline in our local newspaper many years ago -

"Man exposes himself in "Pay and Display" car park."

The amazing thing about this was that I went to a live recording of The News Quiz down in Cardiff and this headline was read out, sent in by my ex-partner!
 
jerry12953 said:
Headline in our local newspaper many years ago -

"Man exposes himself in "Pay and Display" car park."

The amazing thing about this was that I went to a live recording of The News Quiz down in Cardiff and this headline was read out, sent in by my ex-partner!
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Had he paid?
 
Slow news day in Great Yarmouth it seems....

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Never before have I appreciated quite so much the 15-odd miles from here to Nelson's County.

JohnC6 said:
The warm weather heated the water and that aggravated the algae. Obviously they don't like warm water then and get annoyed about it... :D
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Properly vexed then?
 
Now, the sea is a local vandal, knocking down a watchtower, only erected two days previously! How close to thesea did they build it????? Too close, that's for sure!

www.edp24.co.uk

Hemsby residents remain defiant after lifeguard station destroyed by sea

Defiant villagers in Hemsby are again patching up their seaside home after the weather ravaged a lifeguard station and sparked a community response.
www.edp24.co.uk www.edp24.co.uk
 
Down here, the majority of what used to be traffic plod are now armed response so if they're the closest unit, they get sent to traffic incidents. Much better than sending a bobby to a hostage situation!
 
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