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Sorry for the slighty Scrivens-esque nature of the question, just wondering how often is normal/how often do you pay a sit down visit per day, for the men, as more relevant maybe?

I'm thinking there's something wrong with me, a few hours after I've been I start to get a need to go again and I never really feel "done" when I do go, if that makes sense.
Two or three a day is not unusual.

And being sat down all day you'd think the need to go would be less anyway.

Cheers!
 
I'm lucky if I go twice a week.. I'm not normal though. Think my record my was 2 weeks.. I don't recommed it.
 
I go 3 or 4 times a day, usually in the morning, i mentioned it to my doctor once and he said it's nothing to worry about, that was about 5 year ago.
 
DorsetDude said:
Sorry for the slighty Scrivens-esque nature of the question, just wondering how often is normal/how often do you pay a sit down visit per day, for the men, as more relevant maybe?

I'm thinking there's something wrong with me, a few hours after I've been I start to get a need to go again and I never really feel "done" when I do go, if that makes sense.
Two or three a day is not unusual.

And being sat down all day you'd think the need to go would be less anyway.

Cheers!
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I thought about making a thread like this just the other day when my mrs moaned at me for not having a #2 for about a week. Apparently it was going to smell too bad when I eventually did go. The pain was ore horrific. My dad goes a few times a day. I'll go maybe twice a week.

TCR4x4 said:
I'm lucky if I go twice a week.. I'm not normal though. Think my record my was 2 weeks.. I don't recommed it.
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Same record for me. A few years ago I went on holiday and didn't drop the kids off at the pool once for the whole two weeks, didn't feel the need to. When I got home it was a different story.
 
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probably two or three times a day - i'd say you don't have enough ruffage in your diet
 
I think the frequency isn't the issue, it's whether or not things have changed recently :) also, if you need to rush to the loo. But if ever you are worried about any health concerns go see the doctor :p
 
DorsetDude said:
Sorry for the slighty Scrivens-esque nature of the question, just wondering how often is normal/how often do you pay a sit down visit per day, for the men, as more relevant maybe?

I'm thinking there's something wrong with me, a few hours after I've been I start to get a need to go again and I never really feel "done" when I do go, if that makes sense.
Two or three a day is not unusual.

And being sat down all day you'd think the need to go would be less anyway.

Cheers!
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If this constitutes a change from your usual habits....I too would suggest a visit to your kwak tbh.
It's not about what other people's bums do....it's about taking notice of what yours does.
Be a good boy now :-)
 
I believe that a doc will state that 'normal' is 3 a day to once every three days.
Having been on some potent medication over the last six months i can tell you that more frequent is much more preferable!
 
What's more important is what's normal for you, everyone will be different, three times a day may just be an indication that you are eating too much, once a week may just be an indication that you are not drinking enough water.

If its changed for normal then its time to get it investigated, don't wait 2 weeks though as you will probably need help to get it out it will be so hard and dry. (Don't ask how I know) :oops: :$

Are the stool of normal appearance if so then you are just eating too much and producing an excess.

Paul
 
If you're worried (and I reckon you must be to be asking the question on an interweb forum!), make an appointment to see your quack. Probably nothing to worry about but best get proper professional advice. 2 or 3 times a day for me, 1 or 2 if I eat less.
 
Regular, is regular for you. So if someone goes every other day and somebody else goes twice a day that is regular for them. If the person who goes every other day starts to go every day then that is a change in pattern and thats the time to go see your doctor.

Don't ask on the internet, if it doesn't feel right go see a doctor.
 
Paul-H said:
it will be so hard and dry. (Don't ask how I know) :oops: :$
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too many indigestion tablets can have that effect too... you can find a new and inventive use for vaseline or KY to minimise the tearing as it finally comes out (DAMHIKT)
 
well hey it wasnt my idea to give scrivens the admin pasword and have these weekly toilet threads...
 
You can buy something called Lactulose over the counter at a pharmacist, it's a stool softener and can help a lot. What a lovely conversation!
 
Probably once a day but depends what type of food I eat.

Too much junk food and its like bats flying out a cave at dusk :nailbiting: whereas a 5 day wildcamp, rationed food and water left me on day 4 almost breaking it out with a tent peg.:wideyed:
 
Adam J said:
You can buy something called Lactulose over the counter at a pharmacist, it's a stool softener and can help a lot. What a lovely conversation!
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Or prunes - maybe we need a sub forum called Talk s*** ?
 
Small forum.
 
Used to be once but up to 4 some days, but then that is the side effects of treatment I have had.

Trevor
 
big soft moose said:
Or prunes - maybe we need a sub forum called Talk s*** ?
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words of wisdom. Good quality dried prunes and apricots is all you need to get going instead of just waiting and Talking s***
 
DorsetDude said:
Sorry for the slighty Scrivens-esque nature of the question, just wondering how often is normal/how often do you pay a sit down visit per day, for the men, as more relevant maybe?

I'm thinking there's something wrong with me, a few hours after I've been I start to get a need to go again and I never really feel "done" when I do go, if that makes sense.
Two or three a day is not unusual.

And being sat down all day you'd think the need to go would be less anyway.

Cheers!
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After each time I read one of your threads is about normal for me ;)
 
Seems I'm not alone in 2 a day then. It is annoying spending the whole day thinking, I must nip out to trap 3 soon, though, even after you've been.
 
DorsetDude said:
Sorry for the slighty Scrivens-esque nature of the question, just wondering how often is normal/how often do you pay a sit down visit per day, for the men, as more relevant maybe?

I'm thinking there's something wrong with me, a few hours after I've been I start to get a need to go again and I never really feel "done" when I do go, if that makes sense.
Two or three a day is not unusual.

And being sat down all day you'd think the need to go would be less anyway.

Cheers!
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You need a "pull through" with a fir tree.
 
Adam J said:
I believe that a doc will state that 'normal' is 3 a day to once every three days.
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Ive heard exactly that. Interestingly I'm at one end of the scale (guess what I'm doing right now!) and my wife is at the other end. Causes no end of amusement.
 
A mate of mine used to go about every 2 weeks!!!! (if he went again within a couple of days, he thought he'd had `the runs` :LOL: )
 
Next we'll be discussing the texture and density, i.e. the Sweetcorn or the Choco-bowel-mousse :)

I have a fast metabolism and go around 3-4 times per day, always been the same since I hit puberty!
 
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