Nikon D3x Woes

I thought there was a lot of woe suddenly appearing :D

Well I LUUURRRRRRVE my Canon. No woe at all. I am woe-less :)

Chris
 
Severe quantities of Pointlessness... This thread has it.

:shrug: :thinking: :lol:
 
Haha, wonder if any Canonites will bite! :lol:
 
If you don't burger off I'll force HoppyUK to bombard this thread with evidence that filters can degrade image quality! :lol: :nuts:
 
I have the same woelessness with my D300, oh and my D90, oh and my F301. The link here is of course 'NIKON the art of woelessness'.:D

Andy
 
I got mine, and tried putting on some L lenses 'cos I heard that they're the best money can buy - and NONE of them would fit! The cheek! Absolute rubbish!

Fortunately I'm pretty handy with all this DIY stuff, so a hammer and some gaffer tape later and I'm ready to go shooting :D
 
Of course you need L lenses, this NIKKOR crap isn't up to it :lol:
 
According to 'some' it's a 'fact' that filters cause cancer, premature ejaculation and the Reichstag Fire...

Never mind that your Canon's sensor is made of Ever-Ready torch LEDs and green string, never mind your L-lens is made of recycled plastic milk bottles...nahhh filters did it...they made your images crap...couldn't be the kit, couldn't be the photographer...God forbid...
 
This has to be the saddest post I have seen in a long time.

Are Nikon sales that bad that they get everyone they can to help advertise?

:shrug:
 
This has to be the saddest post I have seen in a long time.

Are Nikon sales that bad that they get everyone they can to help advertise?

:shrug:

sour grapes? :D :lol:
 
Canon are rubbish...
I've been really polite about them for 12 months and I'm feeling withdrawal symptoms...

I kept saying 'may' 'possibly' 'some might find' etc

What i should have said was:
You Idiot! You bought a Canon! Of course your images are rubbish!!!




...think of this thread as an outbreak of photo-tourette's...
 
According to 'some' it's a 'fact' that filters cause cancer, premature ejaculation and the Reichstag Fire...

Never mind that your Canon's sensor is made of Ever-Ready torch LEDs and green string, never mind your L-lens is made of recycled plastic milk bottles...nahhh filters did it...they made your images crap...couldn't be the kit, couldn't be the photographer...God forbid...

Good lord.
 
Canon are rubbish...
I've been really polite about them for 12 months and I'm feeling withdrawal symptoms...

I kept saying 'may' 'possibly' 'some might find' etc

What i should have said was:
You Idiot! You bought a Canon! Of course your images are rubbish!!!




...think of this thread as an outbreak of photo-tourette's...






Tis a fact that this man speaks the truth. Its just difficult for him being a typical englishman and being super polite ALL of the time.
But having spent so much time in Germany, he is bound to occassionaly have an outburst of honesty.
Try not to take it heart and learn from his honesty. :D
On the other hand he could just be p**ed. :lol:


Kev.
 
Ah, you lot are just too smug!

I had a Nikon SLR and when I went digital everyone said to get a Canon and I did. With Canon's current line up I wish I'd stayed with Nikon.
 
Funny how no one is biting. What's the point?
Why argue with an idiot, we will only lose as you will lower you to your own level and beat us!
 
How can you bite when it's so lolworthy? I nearly spewed the coffee when he mentioned the sensor being made of ever-ready LEDs :lol:
 
When I want to get my fix of laughing at Nikon users I just head over to Ken Rockwell's page.
 
When I want to get my fix of laughing at Nikon users I just head over to Ken Rockwell's page.

please, we disowned him years ago...
 
What's wrong with KR? I enjoy his reviews and find them very helpful.

Some of what he says can be a tad inconsistent, mind.
 
Oi, you selfish git, TWO pints to yourself?! Hand one over! :D
 
the only problem i have regarding a D3x is i can't afford one at the moment :'(
 
Funny how no one is biting. What's the point?
Why argue with an idiot, we will only lose as you will lower you to your own level and beat us!

Should that not be "Never argue with an idiot, they will lower you to their level then beat you through experience"
 
Should that not be "Never argue with an idiot, they will lower you to their level then beat you through experience"

Nah I am happy with it the way it was except it should have read. ( slight mis spell - Sorry.)

"Why argue with an idiot, we will only lose as you will lower us to your own level and beat us with experience!"
 
According to 'some' it's a 'fact' that filters cause cancer ... the Reichstag Fire...

That bit is probably true. Rumour has i that it was Leni Riefenstahl (known for her innovative use of filters) acting under orders from Hermann Göring, that done it. :)

[though now I'm wondering if malla1962 was responsible...]
 
If you stack your filters does that make the symptoms worse or does it depend on the type of filters used? I once stacked a cpl with an 85a and I got one hell of a rash on my......
 
That bit is probably true. Rumour has i that it was Leni Riefenstahl (known for her innovative use of filters) acting under orders from Hermann Göring, that done it. :)

[though now I'm wondering if malla1962 was responsible...]
Im saying nothing.:D
 
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