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Well the days are sorta running together at the moment I suddenly realised that its the Friday after Christmas,
Jeeze don't it seem so long ago now?
Have a couple of non seasonal ones on me
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She was in the kitchen preparing
to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this
very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment,
he embraced her and then gave
it his all; right there on the kitchen
table.
Afterwards, she said "Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Jeeze don't it seem so long ago now?
Have a couple of non seasonal ones on me
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Never trust old people!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....
he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
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It pays to be careful around old people!!!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....
he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
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*
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It pays to be careful around old people!!!
*******************************************
She was in the kitchen preparing
to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this
very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment,
he embraced her and then gave
it his all; right there on the kitchen
table.
Afterwards, she said "Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
