Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree....

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on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts! :D
 
Mmmm, Nestle's sticky milk...

Just right for dipping your Curly-Wurlies.
 
He went to see Dr.Pepper, who prescriped Extra Strong Mints, which cleared up the problem on his Curly-Wurly. He then took Miss Thorntons out on a Picnic who was a bit of a Malteaser and didn't let him anywhere near her Creme Eggs which got on his Fruit and Nut. On the second date he took her for a Twirl at a disco got her drunk at the Wine Gum bar. They snogged in the Taxi back to the Wagon Wheel Motel and he ravished her like a Lion, taking her past Mars and into the Milky Way. He had poppd her Cherry Drop. She sucked his Drumstick. They fell in Love Hearts.

Soon after they found out she wasn't Minstrelating and after a short Time Out was the size of a Chocolate Orange. They had lots of Little Stars.
 
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Mr Cadbury Snickered when his Flake brother introduced his gay friend Mr Yorkie - "not for Girls.."
 
He was the Fishermans Friend...
 
... who was a bit of a Drifter.
 
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